Joel HEARTS dnL
Don’t stay up late, because it is bad for you to do when you have to get up early all of the time and people at places where you work expect you to function at full capacity not for just 5 minutes but for 4 HOURS. If you are some kind of sick masochist and still desire to subject yourself to this kind of torture then drink dnL while you’re doing it. I swear, I could be buried up to my neck in sand, with my head smeared with honey and fire ants crawling all over it stinking me to death while buzzards picked out my eyeballs but if I had a can of dnL I’d still be having a good time.
This is not a shameless plug.
Go to bed stupid.
“Do you want to read my diary?”