Today I found out that I had to work in the morning when my alarm started to scream it’s mournful tune at 7:00 AM. So I heeded the call of the wild and rolled over and went back to sleep. I was 15 minutes late to work and had to make smelly sandwiches and take out a large bin of trash. Then I came here to the Union and then I printed off my huge Degree Audit before deciding to write this. Now I have reached the present. Now I will cease to type.