2017 – The Year in Review – Film & TV

In 2017, I watched something like 132 films, short films and television series and miniseries. Of those, only 9 were viewed in the theater. Movie-going, as a general recreational activity, seems to be waning in this age of all-streaming-everything-everywhere. Everyone wants to hook up a vacuum tube to the contents of your wallet with their own, proprietary streaming service. For my part, I subscribe to Netflix, HBONow, FilmStruck, Mubi, and Prime Video. Sheesh. Of those, FilmStruck has got to be my favorite, if only for its wide array of hard-to-find, classic art-house cinema. Oh, and they’ve got Criterion, so there’s that!

2017 was also the year in which I finally watched James Cameron’s box-office shattering epic Titanic for the very first time. I sat though it twice. Subsequently, I watched Roy Ward Baker’s A Night to Remember, but that’s going to be fodder for a different piece of writing another day…

Without further ado, here are 15 of the best films I viewed for the very first time in 2017:

15. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

15 It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

When, in 1962, Stanley Kramer set out to shoot this insane, star-studded, comedy-chase-caper with nearly every famous comedian alive, few people would’ve predicted that he could pull it off. The original cut of the film clocked in at somewhere around 5 hours… I viewed the Criterion Collection edition which is only a paltry 197 minutes long. Shot all over the place in Southern California, the film contains a collection of comedy and action set pieces that I defy any modern film maker to replicate without leaning heavily on CGI.

Unwisely, the film was remade in 2001 by Jerry Zucker as Rat Race. While the original shines with the brilliance of a thousand dying suns… when pitted against Zucker’s re-imagining, the later film winks like the power light of a VCR in standby mode.

I hope they screen it again in 70mm someday. Jonathan Winters’ scene at the gas station is the stuff of legend.

14. The Trip

14 The Trip

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon “play” themselves on a cross-country trip to the north of England to review a number of local, high-end restaurants. With the framing of a documentary / film essay, the talents of Mr. Coogan and Mr. Brydon are put on full display as they get on each others nerves, chat about poetry and the dramatic arts, and compare career moves. Ultimately, the film seems to be a meditation on the idealistic fantasy of a poet, or so-called “romantic” person leading a lifestyle unfettered by trivial concerns, giving way to the realization that relationships are more important than professional accomplishment.

There are two sequels to this film, The Trip to Italy and The Trip to Spain. I also watched the former during this year and very much look forward to viewing the latter as soon as I can.

13. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

13 The Last Jedi

The eighth entry in the ongoing commercial saga that is Star Wars is one of the best films in the entire franchise. Drawing obvious comparisons to The Empire Strikes Back, Rian Johnson’s singular foray into a galaxy far, far away as both writer and director is many things, but I fear the audience will likely be split on how “satisfying” the story is for all of the fans who imbue every corner of every frame with deep, speculative significance.

In many ways, the whole point of The Last Jedi seems to be to demystify The Force and wrest it from the grasp of the dualistic orders of the “Jedi” and the “Sith,” choosing to restore it to its original place: in the hands of everyone. Please note the broom. The Force isn’t some magical essence that you can ‘get’ or that some people are just ‘born with’ – The Force is a great equalizing force that anyone can wield, if they practice at it. Sure, there are wise old ‘masters’ with esoteric knowledge of the many powers granted by The Force, but that doesn’t mean they get to hold some kind of metaphysical monopoly over it. TLJ seems to be most concerned with removing all of the scaffolding supporting maniacal fanbase expectations so that the audience well and truly will have no idea what to expect next.

Perhaps people rely too much upon popular culture to give them an identity.

12. Phantom Thread [in 70mm]

12 Phantom Thread

In what is reported to be Daniel Day-Lewis’ final film, he reunited with writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson to tell the fictional tale of a renowned designer of ladies dresses in Postwar London.

Reynolds Woodcock is the character Day-Lewis brings to life, and he may perhaps bear a mysterious curse, a spiritual mark left on him by his late mother, for whom he designed a wedding gown.  Also starring Lesley Manville and Vicky Krieps, this is a film of quiet power and a surprising quantity of amusing moments which never failed to elicit audible laughter from the audience I saw it (presented in 70mm) with in Los Angeles.

This may be Paul Thomas Anderson’s most straightforward narrative endeavor since Punch Drunk Love. There are many similarities between the two films, and cinematic homage is paid to Altman, Hitchcock and Kubrick.

11. La tortue rouge (The Red Turtle)

11 The Red Turtle

A remarkable animated film from the Dutch filmmaker Michael Dudok de Wit. Produced by Studio Ghibli in Japan, this fairy-tale unfolds with almost no dialogue of any kind. A hypnotic experience.

10. Stalker

10 Stalker

A major restoration of this film was released by Criterion in 2017. Andrei Tarkovsky’s final Soviet film is a mesmerizing, deeply philosophical journey into the unknown… but perhaps not the unknowable. Stalker is a technically impressive feat, containing numerous inventive techniques. The film has been a major influence on cinema since its release.

The through-line of Stalker, we might surmise, is emblematic of a schism between East and West, yet at the heart, lies The Zone – a place of truth and revelation. Can anyone be willingly led to it? Or does the journey offer too many opportunities for self-aggrandization and despair?

This film is best watched alone. And uninterrupted. Cinema at its finest shows the audience themselves.

9. The Big Short

9 The Big Short

Films can bring to light issues in ways that newspaper articles, judicial inquiries, and Police investigations simply cannot. In the case of The Big Short, this amounts to encapsulating the nucleus of the recent financial crisis in the US and presenting it in a way that is all at once sardonic, hilarious, and sobering.

More than anything, though, this film underscores what happens when people PAY ATTENTION. There are constant happenings in day-to-day life which deserve our undivided attention, however, we allow ourselves to dismiss or ignore them and rationalize that no one person has the mental capacity to grasp every current event as it unfolds. The Big Short provides the welcome reminder that, for every 999,999 people going about their business in abject oblivion, there is 1 who has taken a moment to stop and PAY ATTENTION.

8. Midnight Special

8 Midnight Special

Jeff Nichols’ 4th directorial effort is a heart-pounding sci-fi road-trip epic that culminates in a thought-provoking way… perhaps an allusion to the eternal nature of the human soul which is encased in the mortal flesh of the human body.

Nichols’ prowess as a filmmaker and storyteller is on full tilt as the story unfolds. This is what Hollywood needs more of: skilled filmmakers who are deft with their thematic elements and don’t beat the audience over the head with sentimentality and preachy, dogmatic suppositions. If you have a sensitive spirit, this film will touch you. And you won’t need it to validate your opinions or core values.

7. Coco

7 Coco

Having explored the nooks and crannies of childhood nostalgia with the Toy Story series of films, and shown us the post-human landscape of Wall-E and delved into the nature of memory and human emotions with Inside Out, Pixar has turned its attention to a new, kid-friendly subject matter: death.

Yes, death, that cold eventuality that will come to claim us all, Ebenezer Scrooge-style. Except, with Coco, we have the colorful, cultural veneer of Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) ~ a distinctly Mexican holiday that may even trace it’s origins all the way back to an Aztec festival dedicated to the goddess Mictecacihuatl (say that five times fast) ~ to stave off the macabre nature of the subject matter.

No, really, Coco, isn’t about death, per se. It’s about memory and the power of familial bonds (or lack of familial bonds). This film is impossible to view without shedding real tears. If you find that you can watch it without crying, then I think you may need to go see a psychiatrist or something, because you’re goofed up if this doesn’t get your water works flowing.

6. The Fugitive

6 The Fugitive

This is a list of films I’ve never seen before, jeez. Stop saying, “I can’t believe you’ve never seen it!” and go get a dribble cup.

Yes, up until Anno Domini 2017, I hadn’t ever seen The Fugitive. Blame my parents. They were super restrictive and judgmental about what I could or couldn’t see growing up. And then… blame me for not bothering to pop this one in the old trusty DVD player for a solid 10 years after moving out of the house. It has Harrison Ford in it, for crying out loud! How could it NOT be incredible!?

5. A Face in the Crowd

5 A Face in the Crowd

Elia Kazan’s film, based on the screenplay by Budd Schulberg, is a riveting tour de force. Andy Griffith, yes, Sheriff Andy of Mayberry, in his first film role, plays Larry ‘Lonesome’ Rhodes, an Arkansas drifter who is propelled to the heights of national fame. As his fame and power expand exponentially, Rhodes is gradually revealed to be a narcissistic megalomaniac, drunk off his own celebrity.  Believing he can do or say no wrong, he ascends higher and higher.

This film has obvious and bone-chilling parallels to our present circumstances in America. Yet, I don’t think even Budd Schulberg could have predicted the measure of the ambivalence and self-assured ignorance of large segments of the American public. Lonesome Rhodes may be a despicable, selfish, evil human being… but who in the American public ever truly cared about moral character or personal integrity? Surely there are other criteria which matter more, when assessing the value of a public figure? He’s popular and speaks out on what people want to hear, right?

I think he’d be right at home, here today.

4. Time Piece (1965)

4 Time Piece

Jim Henson made a short film in 1965 and it was nominated for an Academy Award. I had never even heard of it, until this year.

Time Piece is a Kafka-esque short film about being trapped in the mundane prison of daily life. Told in a series of syncopated edits, set to the rhythm of a ticking clock and sometimes the beating of a human heart, this is one of the most highly-creative, unique and unsettling short films I have ever seen. Jim Henson has long been one of my childhood heroes, but here, 52 years later, he has shown me his ingenuity and bravery as an adult. Inspiring.

3. I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore

3 I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore

Elijah Wood & Melanie Lynskey reunited on-screen for the first time since Over the Garden Wall for Macon Blair’s directorial debut, a Netflix exclusive (yay, Netflix).

The premise is simple enough: a woman’s house is burglarized. The woman vows revenge upon the burglars. She enlists the help of her neighbor in finding and exacting justice upon them. Things don’t quite play out the way she has fantasized that they will, though.

With this film, Macon Blair has established himself as one of the filmmakers who may claim themselves to be heirs apparent to The Coen Brothers. Here, he tackles concepts of trespass, malcontent, violation and fear, all within a cinematic construct which is by turns humorous, quirky, melancholy and horrifying. Is this world merely a shadow realm through which we all must pass? Does anything we do here truly matter?

2. Hunt for the Wilderpeople

2 Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Taika Waititi’s third full-length feature, starring Sam Neill and Julian Dennison, is a charming, offbeat tale of two fugitives on the run from the short, stubby arm of kiwi law. This is the kind of picture that pushes every button in seemingly random fashion, until the entire elevator panel is lit up like a Christmas tree. The cumulative effect is a heartwarming story of love, sacrifice, and unassailable machismo. I haven’t seen Waititi’s 4th film, yet… a little indie feature called Thor: Ragnarok, but I’m keen to do so.

1. Twin Peaks: The Return

1 Twin Peaks 1

1 Twin Peaks 2

As the old adage goes, “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” ~ often attributed to Edmund Burke, although it may be a paraphrase of various other famous persons from history…

Twin Peaks: The Return could be described with an inversion of that quote, something like this, “For evil to be defeated, all that is necessary is for good men to be unwavering in doing something about it.”

For anyone who was a fan of the 1990 television series that only ran for two seasons, spanning 30 episodes before it was canceled, the news that original series creators David Lynch and Mark Frost had been given a truckload of money by Showtime to bring the series back to life was a huge surprise. Expectations certainly ran high. Lynch took more than 4 years to write, cast, shoot and edit the “third season,” as it came to be known, of a show that originally began airing more than 25 years ago.

Finally, the release was set for 2017. Many of the show’s original cast returned to reprise their roles in the new season. As Laura Palmer told Agent Cooper in backwards-speak in the Red Room, “I’ll see you in 25 years.”

Not less than three cast members who appear in the third season died before the first episode aired, including:

  • Catherine E. Coulson (Margaret Lanterman, “The Log Lady”)
  • Miguel Ferrer (Agent Albert Rosenfield)
  • Warren Frost (Dr. Will Hayward)

Additionally, Harry Dean Stanton, who reprised his role as Carl Rodd, a character who appeared in the feature-film prequel, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, died on September 15, 2017, less than two weeks after the last episode aired on September 3, 2017, at the age of 91.

The themes on parade over the 18 hour arc of Twin Peaks: The Return are varied and multi-faceted, and the show never loses its mystique or charm, nor its palpable sense of dread.

For me to describe anything in the show is really going to be a fool’s errand – you have to watch the original series, then watch Fire Walk with Me and The Missing Pieces (if you can), in order to be able to fully appreciate what Lynch has done with The Return.

Dozens of scenes occur over the course of the show which could be plucked out and showcased as vignettes or short films all their own. Mulholland Drive feels more like an extended side-story episode from Twin Peaks now, after seeing this.

Alright folks, those are my top 15 “films” of 2017. Here’s looking forward to unearthing more great gems from the past in 2018!

Full List of Joel’s 2017 viewing:

Regular = movie watched on a TV or other small screen device
BOLD = denotes theatrical viewing
Italic = denotes a “television series” or “mini series”
Underlined = denotes a short film (30 minutes or less)

  1. 7 Days in Hell
  2. Adventure Time: Seasons 8 & 9
  3. Affliction
  4. Alexander the Grape (1965)
  5. Anne with an E: Season 1
  6. Archer: Seasons 6 & 7
  7. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Seasons 1, 2, 3
  8. Bernie
  9. La belle et la bête (Beauty and the Beast) (2014)
  10. The Big Short
  11. Black Mirror: Seasons 1, 3
  12. Blade Runner: 2036 Nexus Dawn
  13. Blade Runner: 2048 Nowhere to Run
  14. Blade Runner 2049
  15. Blade Runner: Blackout 2022
  16. Blood Simple.
  17. Carnal Knowledge
  18. Cat and Mouse (1960)
  19. Central Intelligence
  20. Coco
  21. Coda
  22. Cube
  23. The Dark Knight
  24. David Lynch: The Art of Life
  25. Death of a Salesman (1985)
  26. Death Note (2017)
  27. Denial
  28. The Discovery
  29. Doctor Strange
  30. Documentary Now: Season 51 (Season 2)
  31. Dog City (1989)
  32. A Face in the Crowd
  33. Fantastic Planet
  34. Five Came Back
  35. The Fugitive
  36. The Gang’s All Here
  37. Game of Thrones: Season 7
  38. Genius
  39. Get Out
  40. Gravity Falls: Seasons 1 & 2
  41. The Great Dictator
  42. The Great Muppet Caper
  43. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  44. Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction
  45. Heaven’s Gate
  46. Hauru no Ugoku Shiro (Howl’s Moving Castle)
  47. The Hudsucker Proxy
  48. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
  49. Hymyilevä mies (The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki)
  50. I Don’t Feel At Home in This World Anymore
  51. I’m Not There
  52. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
  53. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond – Featuring a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton
  54. The Keepers
  55. The Kid Stays in the Picture
  56. Kubo and the Two Strings
  57. The Last Man on Earth: Season 1
  58. The LEGO Batman Movie
  59. The Leftovers: Seasons 1, 2, and 3
  60. Lighthouse Island (1989)
  61. Living with Dinosaurs (1989)
  62. Logan
  63. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)
  64. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition)
  65. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Extended Edition)
  66. The Man in the High Castle: Season 2
  67. The Man Who Knew Too Much
  68. Masterminds
  69. Midnight Special
  70. Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
  71. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
  72. Moana
  73. Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke)
  74. Monster Maker (1989)
  75. Mr. Pickles: Seasons 1 & 2
  76. The Muppet Christmas Carol
  77. Muppets from Space
  78. The Nice Guys
  79. A Night to Remember
  80. No Country for Old Men
  81. Nuit et brouillard (Night and Fog [1956])
  82. Pete’s Dragon (2016)
  83. Phantom Thread [in 70mm]
  84. Platoon
  85. Porco Rosso
  86. The Prestige
  87. La tortue rouge (The Red Turtle)
  88. Rick and Morty: Season 3
  89. Ripples (1967)
  90. A Room with a View
  91. Run, Run (1965)
  92. Sausage Party
  93. The Secret of Kells
  94. A Series of Unfortunate Events: Season 1
  95. The Shape of Water
  96. Sicario
  97. Silicon Valley: Season 4
  98. Something Wild
  99. Song of the Sea
  100. Speilberg
  101. Spotlight
  102. Stalker
  103. Star Trek: Voyager: Seasons 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
  104. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  105. The Station Agent
  106. Superjail: Seasons 1 & 2
  107. T-Men
  108. Tenkû no shiro Rapyuta (Castle in the Sky)
  109. Time Bandits
  110. Time Piece (1965)
  111. Titanic (twice)
  112. Tour de Pharmacy
  113. The Trip
  114. The Trip to Italy
  115. Trollhunters: Season 1
  116. Twin Peaks: Seasons 1 & 2
  117. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  118. Twin Peaks: The Return
  119. U.S. Marshalls
  120. The Visitor
  121. Wedding Crashers
  122. Welcome to Collinwood
  123. Wheels That Go (1967)
  124. The Wind in the Willows (1987)
  125. Wonder Showzen: Season 1
  126. Wreck It Ralph
  127. Xavier: Renegade Angel: Seasons 1 & 2
  128. The X-Files: Season 6
  129. The Year Without Santa Claus
  130. Zero no Tsukaima: Season 1
  131. Zero no Tsukaima: Season 2
  132. Zoolander 2

2015 – The Year in Review – The Year in Film

2015 was a year of traveling everywhere and watching movies on a laptop or hotel TV, patched with an HDMI cable and bypassing the terrible in-room content delivery service.  I did see a *few* films in theaters. But by and large I wound up viewing most entertainment on a small screen, crammed into a seat on an airplane, or late at night in a hotel bed.

Charlize Theron in Mad Max: Fury Road
Charlize Theron in Mad Max: Fury Road
First up, let’s talk about the movies I saw in theaters… which were pitifully few. I did see Star Wars twice, though! What a great film. But, ultimately, it fell second to Mad Max: Fury Road, the most incredible cinematic feat, in my humble opinion, in the past decade or so.

What Fury Road and Force Awakens share in spirit is a return to practical special effects. They look spectacular. So much is being done in-camera. With Fury Road, almost every single insane stunt is happening for real.

They also both share a keen awareness for how to use action set pieces to drive narrative storytelling. And Mad Max‘s story is quite possibly the simplest one imaginable: a sustained chase sequence. Characters must travel from A to B. Here’s how we unfold that story: characters run, they get chased. Lather, rinse, and continue for roughly 2 hours.

Behold, my epic list of the top 5 films I saw in an actual theater!

Favorite Theatrical Viewings

  1. Mad Max: Fury Road
  2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  3. Inside Out
  4. Bridge of Spies
  5. Inherent Vice

Ernest Borgnine and Betsy Blair in Marty
Ernest Borgnine and Betsy Blair in Marty
Next up: my favorite films seen for the first time in 2015.

I watched, in all, 102 films (although one qualifies as a miniseries) in 2015. Out of all of these, I have chosen 20 that I really, really liked. And at the top of that heap, is Marty.

Paddy Chayefsky’s excellent 1953 teleplay Marty, originally written for The Philco Goodyear Television Playhouse, and starring Rod Steiger in the titular role, was expanded into a feature length film in 1955. Ernest Borgnine played the lonely butcher with a heart of gold, Marty Pilletti. Burt Lancaster produced. Delbert Mann directed.

I’ve long known that Marty was a classic film, winner of 4 Oscars: Best Screenplay, Best Actor, Best Director, and Best Picture at the 1956 Academy Awards. But I never watched the film until 2015, 60 years after its original theatrical debut.

Marty is a love story with all of the classic tropes, and none of the lazy storytelling that plagues 99.9% of all similar films today. It’s the kind of film that will push every button you have, and leave you with a smile in the end. Nothing else I watched on the small screen last year punched more holes in my emotional defenses and left me more filled with joy.

Favorite Films Seen For the First Time in 2015

  1. Marty
  2. Steamboat Bill, Jr.
  3. It’s Such a Beautiful Day
  4. The French Connection
  5. Whiplash
  6. Panique au Village (A Town Called Panic)
  7. The Guest
  8. What We Do in the Shadows
  9. Ex Machina
  10. C’era una volta il West (Once Upon a Time in the West)
  11. The Running Man
  12. The Immigrant
  13. Philomena
  14. Ida
  15. The Wolf of Wall Street
  16. In Bruges
  17. The World’s End
  18. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
  19. It Follows
  20. V/H/S

Behold: every movie I watched in 2015… alphabetized… 102 in all.

  1. A.I.
  2. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
  3. The Avengers: Age of Ultron*
  4. Barbarella
  5. Behind the Candelabra
  6. Birdman or (the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  7. Blades of Glory
  8. Blue Velvet
  9. The Book of Life
  10. Brave
  11. Boogie Nights
  12. Bridge of Spies*
  13. Burke & Hare
  14. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
  15. Cosmopolis
  16. Crimson Peak*
  17. The Devil’s Advocate
  18. Dirty Pretty Things
  19. The Double
  20. Double Indemnity
  21. The Empire Strikes Back
  22. Encounters at the End of the World
  23. Ex Machina
  24. The Fifth Element
  25. Fantasia 2000
  26. Fletch
  27. The French Connection
  28. Gambit (2012)
  29. Godzilla (2014)
  30. Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief
  31. Grabbers
  32. Gravity
  33. The Guest
  34. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  35. Hitch
  36. Home Alone
  37. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
  38. Housebound
  39. Howard the Duck
  40. Hauru no Ugoku Shiro (Howl’s Moving Castle)
  41. Ida
  42. Idiocracy
  43. The Immigrant
  44. In Bruges
  45. Inherent Vice*
  46. Inside Out*
  47. Insidious: Chapter 3*
  48. It Follows
  49. It’s Such a Beautiful Day
  50. Johnny Dangerously
  51. The Last Unicorn
  52. La Legge (The Law)
  53. Lilo & Stitch
  54. Listen Up Philip
  55. Longford
  56. Mad Max: Fury Road*
  57. The Master
  58. Marty
  59. Men in Black
  60. Mystery Men
  61. Never Let Me Go
  62. A Night in Casablanca
  63. Night Train to Munich
  64. Noah
  65. Oleanna
  66. Olive Kittredge**
  67. C’era una volta il West (Once Upon a Time in the West)
  68. Pacific Rim (x 3)
  69. Philomena
  70. Pitch Perfect
  71. Gake no ue no Ponyo (Ponyo)
  72. Return of the Jedi
  73. Revenge of the Pink Panther
  74. The Ridiculous 6
  75. Robin Hood
  76. Rocky Horror Picture Show
  77. The Room
  78. The Running Man
  79. Rush Hour
  80. Scanners
  81. Shallow Hal
  82. Sleepless in Seattle
  83. Star Wars
  84. Star Wars: The Force Awakens* (x 2)
  85. Steamboat Bill, Jr.
  86. Stonehearst Asylum
  87. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie
  88. Kaguyahime no Monogatari (The Tale of the Princess Kaguya)
  89. Taxi Driver
  90. The Terminator
  91. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
  92. Panique au Village (A Town Called Panic)
  93. Transformers: Age of Extinction
  94. V/H/S
  95. V/H/S 2
  96. Watership Down
  97. What We Do In The Shadows
  98. Whitey: United States of America v. James J. Bulger
  99. Whiplash
  100. The Wind Rises
  101. The Wolf of Wall Street
  102. The World’s End

* = denotes theatrical viewing
** = denotes a “mini series” or “television movie”

2015 – The Year in Review – The Best Music


Play this as you read: Top of 2015 – Apple Music

So many… advancements in the world of music were made common in 2015. Apple Music finally launched. Spotify continued to not impress me. Rdio got ready to die. Grooveshark… well… whatever. Shazam, Sound Hound, SoundCloud, AOL Spinner, NPR, Last.fm… music streaming and discovery is a little bit nutty these days.

I decided to remain subscribed to Apple Music, despite its design flaws and confusing controls. The upshot is that fellow subscribers can enjoy all 30 songs from my Top of 2015 music playlist. Hooray for you guys!

Read on for my top 10 albums of 2015!

sufjan stevens carrie and lowell

1. Sufjan Stevens – Carrie & Lowell

My choice for the best album of 2015 was cemented early in the year with the release of Sufjan Stevens’ brutal koan, Carrie & Lowell. I was quite possibly the first person to pre-order the album when it went on sale. I also snapped up tickets to see The Soof perform in my town- San Diego.

Then the album arrived on my doorstep, fully-formed, like Quasimodo on the steps of Notre Dame. Perhaps the term, “concept album” applies, here. Perhaps it’s more like a breakup album, mashed with a dirge, sort of if you could close the gulf between Beck’s Sea Change and last year’s Morning Phase. Or Warren Zevon’s self-titled 1976 album and 2003’s The Wind. He died on my 20th birthday.

Carrie & Lowell is also like Of Montreal’s The Past is a Grotesque Animal, it’s all over the map, yet tightly-bound by the purpose and training behind years of practice and performance.

The album is utterly  devastating and an ear worm all at once. An odyssey of heartbreak and memory.

When I emerged from the opera house after a face-melting extended performance of Blue Bucket of Gold I knew that there could be no doubt about it. Not only is it the best record of 2015, but also it’s Sufjan’s best record to date.

What is a poet? An unhappy man who conceals profound anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so fashioned that when sighs and groans pass over them they sound like beautiful music. His fate resembles that of the unhappy men who were slowly roasted by a gentle fire in the tyrant Phalaris’ bull—their shrieks could not reach his ear to terrify him, to him they sounded like sweet music. And people flock about the poet and say to him: do sing again; Which means, would that new sufferings tormented your soul, and: would that your lips stayed fashioned as before, for your cries would only terrify us, but your music is delightful. And the critics join them, saying: well done, thus must it be according to the laws of aesthetics. Why, to be sure, a critic resembles a poet as one pea another, the only difference being that he has no anguish in his heart and no music on his lips. Behold, therefore would I rather be a swineherd on Amager, and be understood by the swine than a poet, and misunderstood by men.

~Søren Kierkegaard, Either/Or

grimes art angels

2. Grimes – Art Angels

Grimes scrapped an entire album between Visions and Art Angels. Must’ve been quite the refinement process, because AA is a juggernaut of constant pop-deformation. The album bristles and crackles with a raw creative energy that all the producers and all the studio finesse in the world couldn’t replicate for other young pop-stars trying to graduate to faux-rebel, damaged-goods astral plane of stardom. I just had some beer.

kurt vile - b'lieve i'm goin down

3. Kurt Vile – B’lieve I’m Goin Down…

Kurt Vile, formerly of The War on Drugs, has been churning out albums at a steady clip since 2007’s Constant Hitmaker. His latest is a sprawling, rambling opus filled with big, old-hearted men and rockstars who are so self-aware that they regard themselves in the third person and eventually forget their own identity. Just listen to lead single Pretty Pimpin and you’ll be hooked.

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4. Bombadil – Hold On

Thank you, Bombadil, for remaining creative. Although Hold On is not as terrific as All That the Rain Promises or Metrics of Affection, it does have plenty of hooks and jingles to keep you coming back for more and more and more.

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5. Shye Ben Tzur, Jonny Greenwood and the Rajasthan Express – Junun

Paul Thomas Anderson’s documentary about the making of Junun was a transcendent experience, primarily driven by the music in the film. The album is every bit as fascinating as the film itself, and they both benefit as a result. Maybe I will have a sip of wine, now.

Youth Lagoon - Savage Hills Ballroom

6. Youth Lagoon – Savage Hills Ballroom

2012’s Wondrous Bughouse was a masterwork of garbled lyrics, wrinkled-laundry-pile arrangements, and psychedelic scripture. SHB is more like the hangover after a graduation party. Now what? Make another album but do it with more restraint and awareness of limitations… but also awareness of where the good stuff can take you.

Beach House - Thank Your Lucky Stars

7. Beach House – Thank Your Lucky Stars

The second full-length release from Beach House in 2015 (the first being Depression Cherry) is the strongest in a long time. Both a throwback to the trinket-gaze of their first two albums and a departure easily on-par with U2’s All That You Can’t Leave Behind. The last time I saw Beach House perform was somewhere in Cleveland…

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8. Tame Impala – Currents

With each record, Tame Impala have reached higher than before. Currents is no exception. Outside of every other album in my list (save Carrie & Lowell), this one is perhaps the best cohesive experience. I found it hard to pick songs out without wanting to hear the next one and so on.

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9. Destroyer – Poison Season

Times Square. Dan Bejar’s palette has been constantly expanding and contracting over the years. Kaputt was a high-water-mark, and yet, here is Poison Season to up the ante just a little bit more. Chamber-Anti-Folk. That’s what I’m calling it. I don’t care. I’m drunk… almost.

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10. Natalie Prass – Natalie Prass

Like a lost trove of Disney princess songs scattered across several decades and mixed with some singer / songwriter stock motifs. Aw what the heck, she’s a girl from Richmond, VA. I’ll be she’s been to GWAR-Bar at least once.

Where’s the rum bottle I had in the cupboard? Did I finish it already? I can’t remember…

2014 ~ The Year in Music

2014 ~ The Year in Music

Podcasts ruled my car’s stereo for the majority of 2014 (Serial, anyone?)

Even so, I did listen to plenty of tremendous musical creations through those well-worn speakers. Nothing received as many replays as Withered Hand, the solo project of 30-somthing Scottish wannabe-loser Dan Wilson. His songwriting is incisive, catchy, self-deprecating and filled with candor and wit. His voice sounds like the lilt of Billy Boyd’s Pippin singing to Denethor, steward of Gondor. He plays guitar. He waxes poetic about California and In-N-Out Burger. He is the world’s most interesting singer/songwriter.

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Top Albums of 2014

  1. Withered Hand – New Gods
  2. The War on Drugs – Lost in the Dream
  3. Damien Jurado – Brothers and Sisters of the Eternal Son
  4. Grouper – Ruins
  5. Woods – With Light and With Love
  6. Caribou – Our Love
  7. Spoon – They Want My Soul
  8. Death Vessel – Island Intervals
  9. Luxury – Trophies
  10. The Notwist – Close to the Glass

Top Songs of 2014

  1. Fall Apart by Withered Hand
  2. Moving to the Left by Woods
  3. Kong by The Notwist
  4. We Agreed by Death Vessel
  5. Sinking Stone by GEMS
  6. Clearing by Grouper
  7. Silver Timothy by Damien Jurado
  8. Love Over Desire by Withered Hand
  9. Closer by FKA Twigs
  10. In Reverse by The War on Drugs
  11. Inside Out by Spoon
  12. Velvet Antlers by Death Vessel
  13. Red Eyes by The War on Drugs
  14. Back Home by Caribou
  15. Eyes to the Wind by The War on Drugs
  16. Horseshoe by Withered Hand
  17. Black Tambourine by Withered Hand
  18. Medusa by GEMS
  19. California by Withered Hand
  20. Chandelier by Sia

2014 ~ The Year’s Beers

2014 ~ The Year in Beer

If my statistics from Untappd are to be believed, I tasted no less than 606 unique beers in 2014. This annihilates my number from last year, which was a paltry 207 unique brews. I began using Untappd midway through 2014 because it was utilitarian and allows me to catalogue my alcoholic explorations with a greater degree of detail and efficiency. I also joined Beer Advocate and began to do some trading and also some tourism, visiting breweries in New York City, Tampa, and Orange County. Midway through the year I began a biweekly beer night with a number of friends in San Diego. Now it has essentially has become a glorious bottle share that happens twice a month. On the horizon? Hopefully hosting a beer podcast. I just need to buckle down and DO IT.

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Tasters of a few of Stone’s Vertical Epics at the Calm Before the Storm 2014, held at the Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens in Escondido, CA in February.
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My Iron Fist keeper glass at Plan 9 Alehouse in Escondido, CA
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Yes, kick yourself, because the Beer Brewing Company is real and it’s in Oceanside, CA
Grey Monday
The Bruery’s monstrous barrel-aged Grey Monday, in uh, a “taster” at Urge Gastropub in Rancho Bernardo
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Tasters of some local brews at Pasture in Richmond, VA
Brooklyn Brewery Tour
On a brewery tour at Brooklyn Brewery in (where else?) Brooklyn, NYC

Since listing them all here would be a fool’s errand, resulting in a very long post, I will simply break down some of my favorite brews from the most popular categories I imbibed.

India Pale Ales (IPAs) – tasted 76 unique

  1. Treehouse Green
  2. Russian River Blind Pig
  3. Alpine Nelson
  4. Noble Ale Works Waimea Showers
  5. Kern River Just Outstanding
  6. Alpine Duet
  7. Ballast Point Grapefruit Sculpin
  8. Societe The Pupil
  9. Alpine Bine & Vine 3rd Anniversary
  10. Acoustic Ales Back N The GSSR
  11. Rip Current Lupulin Lust
  12. Bells Two Hearted
  13. Culture Mosaic IPA
  14. Modern Times Aurora
  15. Cigar City Experimental Hop #291
  16. Modern Times Phalanx
  17. Cigar City Jai Alai
  18. Fat Heads Head Hunter
  19. Mother Earth Sinister Prime Minister
  20. Cismontane Coulter IPA

Imperial India Pale Ales (IIPAs, DIPAs, TIPAs) – tasted 71 unique

  1. Belching Beaver Poundtown
  2. Columbus Bodhi
  3. Brick Wall Brewing Pliny the Tagger (PtE recipe home-brew)
  4. Russian River Pliny the Elder
  5. Alpine Pure Hoppiness
  6. Stone Enjoy By 4.20.14
  7. Alpine / New Belgium Super IPA
  8. Lagunitas Sucks
  9. Knee Deep Hoparillo
  10. Pizza Port 5th Gear Pinned
  11. Founders Double Trouble
  12. Bells Hopslam
  13. Lagunitas Waldo’s Special (Waldo’s 420)
  14. 3 Floyds Dreadnaught
  15. Green Flash West Coast IPA
  16. 3 Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf
  17. Fat Head’s Hop JuJu

Imperial Stouts / Double Stouts / Russian Imperial Stouts – tasted 44 unique

  1. Modern Times Monsters Park 2014 – 12%
  2. The Lost Abbey Serpents Stout 2014 – 11%
  3. The Bruery So Happens It’s Tuesday (with Coconut) – 11.5%
  4. Southern Tier Mokah – 10%
  5. Port Santa’s Little Helper – 12%
  6. Avery The Czar – 8.5%
  7. Stone Stochasticity Master of Disguise – 9.7%
  8. Prairie Bomb! – 14%

Barrel-Aged Imperial Stouts (subset)

  1. The Bruery Black Tuesday 2014 – 19.2%
  2. The Lost Abbey Track #10 Bat Out of Hell – 13.5%
  3. Against the Grain Bo & Luke – 13%
  4. Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS) – 11.2%
  5. Avery Tweak – 16%
  6. Avery Mephistopheles Stout – 16.8%
  7. Hanger 24 Barrel Roll No. 3 – Pugachev’s Cobra 2013 – 13.8%
  8. Stone W00tstout 2.0 – 13.5%
  9. Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout 2013 – 15%
  10. Praire Pirate Bomb! – 14%
  11. The Bruery Grey Monday – 18%
  12. Port Older Viscosity – 12%
  13. Great Divide Chocolate Oak-Aged Yeti – 9.5%

American Strong Ales – tasted 25 unique

  1. Stone Double Bastard 2008 – 11.2%
  2. Stone Double Bastard 2009 – 11.2%
  3. The Lost Abbey Deliverance – 12.5%
  4. The Lost Abbey Angel’s Share Grand Cru – 12%
  5. Stone Double Bastard 2010 Aged in Bourbon Barrels – 11.2%
  6. Stone Lukcy Basartd – 8.5%
  7. Lagunitas Brown Shugga’ – 9.9%
  8. The Bruery Mélange No. 3 – 15.5%
  9. Stone Bastard in the Rye – 10%
  10. Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down – 9.7%

American Pale Ales (APAs) – tasted 25 unique

  1. AleSmith Pale Ale .394 – 6%
  2. Alpine Ale – 5.5%
  3. Mike Hess Hartley – 6.3%
  4. New Glarus Moon Man – 5%
  5. Modern Times Oneida – 5.8%
  6. Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale – 6.5%
  7. Brooklyn Scorcher #366 – 4.5%
  8. 3 Floyds Man-O-Awe – 6%
  9. 3 Floyds Zombie Dust – 6.4%

So, what do you think I should set as a goal for 2015? Is it cool to have a goal of tasting a butt-load of beers? Should I stick to hunting down everything on the Top 250 from Beer Advocate? Yes to all? OK. See what’s on deck in my beer cellar.

2014 ~ The Year In Film

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The top 10 films I saw in 2014 are:

  1. The Grand Budapest Hotel
  2. Boyhood
  3. Los Angeles Plays Itself**
  4. Guardians of the Galaxy
  5. Blue Ruin
  6. The LEGO Movie
  7. Snowpiercer
  8. Gone Girl
  9. Edge of Tomorrow
  10. X-Men Days of Future Past

Honorable mention to: Detective Detective Detective, The Babadook, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Dumb & Dumber To, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Cheap Thrills, Interstellar, Fury, and Joe.

** = Technically, this film was completed and released in 2003, however it didn’t see widespread availability until being re-released this year.

This year, for the first time, I took a leaf out of Justin’s book and kept track of every single film I watched! Actually, it’s not hard to do. Just write down a film after you watch it.

Here are all of the 95 films I watched in 2014:

* = denotes theatrical viewing

– A Band Called Death
– Ace In The Hole
– The Babadook
– Big Hero 6*
– The Big Lebowski
– Biutiful
– Blue Ruin
– Boyhood*
– The Canterbury Tales
– Captain America: The Winter Soldier*
– Cheap Thrills
– Coneheads
– The Conjuring
– The Croods
– Dawn of the Planet of the Apes*
– Dead Silence
– Detective Detective Detective*
– Drinking Buddies
– Dumb and Dumber To*
– The Edge of Tomorrow
– A Fish Called Wanda
– The Fisher King
– Fracture
– Frozen
– Fury*
– Ghostbusters
– The Gift
– The Grand Budapest Hotel*
– Gone Girl*
– Good Will Hunting
– Gremlins
– Guardians of the Galaxy*
– Hairspray
– Heavenly Creatures
– Her*
– The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies*
– The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Extended Edition
– Home Alone
– Homicide
– Hot Rod
– Hugo
– Humanoids From the Deep
– The Ice Storm
– Imprint
– Inside Llewyn Davis*
– Insidious
– Insidious Chapter 2
– Interstellar*
– Joe
– The Lady Vanishes
– The LEGO Movie*
– Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
– Logan’s Run
– The Long Goodbye
– The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition*
– The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition
– Los Angeles Plays Itself
– Lovelace
– Mad Max
– The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
– Men In Black 3
– Minecraft: The Story of Mojang
– Mr. Bean’s Holiday
– The Muppet Christmas Carol
– My Left Foot
– Nacho Libre
– National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
– Nebraska
– Nymph()maniac Volume I
– Oculus
– Pacific Rim
– Philomena
– The Prestige*
– ReAnimator
– Scarlet Street
– Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
– Short Term 12
– Showrunners
– Singin’ in the Rain
– The Skeleton Key
– Snowpiercer
– Solomon Kane
– Stargate
– Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
– The Talented Mr. Ripley
– Tangled
– Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down!
– Transsiberian
– The Usual Suspects
– Wake in Fright
– The Way Way Back
– The Wind that Shakes the Barley
– X-Men
– X-Men Days of Future Past*
– Year One

2014 ~ The Year in Cuisine

2014 ~ The Year in Food

I never published this. Back at the beginning of 2015. 

2014 now stands as the year in which I did the most prodigious amount of traveling in my entire lifetime. Traveling on business took me to Richmond, San Jose, New York City, and Toronto. Traveling for pleasure landed me in Toledo, Columbus, Tampa and Dallas.

Along the way, I was forced into the unenviable position of exploring new gastronomic horizons. What follows is a summation of the most memorable food-related experiences I had in 2014. Listed by location in alphabetical order, of course. Because, why not?

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The Razor Burger at The Forge in historic Ben Wheeler, TX

Ben Wheeler, TX

Razor Burger @ The Forge (cheese-stuffed jalapeños, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion on a toasted, buttered bun)

– Columbus, OH
– Sauerkraut Balls & Mac’n’Cheese @ Hey Hey Bar & Grill
– Pork Bratwurst, Smoked Bahama Mama, Garlic Knockwurst, German Potato Salad @ Schmidt’s Restaurant und Sausage Haus
– The Village Addiction @ Brown Bag Deli (smoked turkey, havarti, cranberry mayonnaise, served on grilled sour dough)
– Sriracha Slaw Dog @ Dirty Frank’s Hot Dog Palace (Sriracha slaw (coleslaw with a touch of sun-ripened chile garlic sauce), mustard, & fresh onion)
– Sunfish Tacos @ The Sycamore (arbol chili rub, sazon yogurt sauce, mizzuna sprouts)
– Beer @ 16-Bit Bar + Arcade

Cortado @ Café Grumpy in Manhattan
Cortado @ Café Grumpy in Manhattan

– New York City, NY
– Cortado @ Café Grumpy in Manhattan
– Wurst and beer @ The Standard Biergarten in The Standard Hotel High Line, Meat Packing District, Manhattan
– The Famous Original Pizza @ Roberta’s in East Williamsburg, Brooklyn (tomato, mozzarella, Caciocavallo, oregano, chili)

Brunch with my good friend Andrew @ the Iris Café in Brooklyn
Brunch with my good friend Andrew @ the Iris Café in Brooklyn

– Cortado & Shakshuka @ Iris Cafe in Brooklyn (roasted tomato, tahini, toast, sesame seeds, poached egg)

The Burger @ Pasture in RVA
The Burger @ Pasture in RVA

– Richmond, VA
– Burger @ Pasture (special sauce, house dill pickles, lettuce, onion, American cheese, fries)
– Bavarian Pretzels, Garlic-Herb Mussels, Fish and Chips @ Capital Ale House (Pale ale battered cod fried crisp and served with fries, brown ale Tarter sauce and cilantro lime slaw)
– Top Sirloin @ Comfort
– Chicken Tenders, Catfish, Candied Yams, Peach Cobbler @ Mama J’s

Sizzling Shark
Sizzling Shark @ Churchill’s Pub & Grille in San Marcos, CA (Mako shark filet rubbed in Caribbean green seasoning then breaded and fried. Served on a ciabatta bun and topped with scotch bonnet slaw, red onion, heirloom tomato, and pepper sauce)

San Diego, CA

  • Lobster mac & cheese burger @ Churchill’s Pub & Grille (1/2lb Kobe beef patty on a beer battered lobster mac and cheese bun topped with truffle cheese and heirloom tomato)
  • Ceviche flight and Chronic Roll @ Wrench & Rodent Seabasstropub (crab, spicy tuna and avocado wrapped in rice and nori, deep fried and finished off with spicy aioli and sweet and spicy citrus sauce)
  • Triple Stuffed Popper and Sizzling Fried Shark @ Churchill’s Pub & Grille (Anaheim chili stuffed with diced jalapeño, habañero, serrano peppers, and pepper jack cheese. Then beer battered, fried and topped with chipotle mole. — Mako shark filet rubbed in Caribbean green seasoning then breaded and fried. Served on a ciabatta bun and topped with scotch bonnet slaw, red onion, heirloom tomato, and pepper sauce.)
  • 50 Alarm Burger @ Slater’s 50/50 (carne asada fire beef, ghost pepper jack cheese, bacon habanero spread, fresh jalapeño, beer battered habanero poppers, brioche
  • (waiver required; gloves provided))
  • El Fútbol Taco @ Tacos Perla (Smoked Albacore, green chile, pippin, jack cheese & red onion)
  • Shack Burger @ Carnitas Snack Shack (lettuce/ tomato/ bacon jam/ white cheddar/ shack aioli)
  • San Diego Restaurant Week @ Puesto La Jolla (Lobster taco [Black beans,‏ crispy onions, avocado, crema de cilantro, jalapeño pico], Rajas Veg taco [Crispy melted cheese, rajas mix (chile poblano, sweet corn, oyster mushrooms), avocado, tomatillo fresca], Zucchini & Cactus Veg taco [Crispy melted cheese, calabasitas (zucchini, corn, tomato), cactus, avocado, cilantro-tomatillo], Pork Chilaquiles, Calabasitas [Fresh zucchini, corn, tomato, queso, crema], ice cream cookie dessert)
  • Battered Fish Tacos @ Oscar’s Mexican Seafood (served with Cabbage – Onion – Tomato – Cilantro)
  • Bomb Burrito @ Karina’s Taco Shop (carne asada, shredded cheese, guacamole, taquitos, sour cream)
  • Ribeye Steak @ The Steakhouse at Jalapeño Grill & Cantina (Ribeye flavored with Signature House Seasoning and grilled over a Mesquite flame, fresh bread, Mexican caesar salad, Jalapeño Cheddar Mashed Redskins)

Little Gems

Salad @ The Farmer’s Union in San Jose, CA (Little Gems, Avocado Green Goddess, Candy Bacon, Ricotta Salata, Pickled Onion)

San Jose, CA

  • Burger @ The Farmer’s Union (Farmers Union Grass Fed Burger, Brioche Bun, White Cheddar, Pickles, All the Fixins)
  • Salad @ The Farmer’s Union (Little Gems, Avocado Green Goddess, Candy Bacon, Ricotta Salata, Pickled Onion)
  • Shiitake Jack @ Konjoe Burger Bar in San Pedro Square Market (beef, lettuce, pickled jalapenos, shiitake mushrooms, jack cheese, r.g.s.t aioli)
  • Sausage & Kale Stuffed Pork Tenderlion @ SP2 Communal Bar + Restaurant (Parmesan Polenta, Baby Carrots and Chasseur Sauce)
Florida Pompano at Ulële in Tampa, FL
Florida Pompano at Ulële in Tampa, FL

Tampa, FL

  • Florida Pompano @ Ulële (Pan-seared pompano fillet, sundried tomato shallot cream, fried carrot ribbons)
  • Burrito Prenado Pescado (Grouper) with Guacamole @ Taco Bus (X-large flour tortilla stuffed with your choice of filling, Mexican rice, refried beans, taco veggies and cheese)
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Cowboy Ribeye and Lobster Tail at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Mississauga, ON

Toronto, ON

2014 ~ The Year in Photos

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I took some 1200-odd Photos with my phone in the year of 2014. In non-chronological order, find some of the highlights below:

2014 ~ The Year in Review Begins

2014 ~ The Year in ReviewAs this list coalesces from the sum of my temporal experiences in 2014, I realize that the amount of preparation involved is actually more than ever before… rendering the process a little less involved than past years. And so it feels half-hearted. But it’s not.

I live within striking distance of the second largest metropolitan area by population in the United States, and I have missed a number of things.

I missed seeing The Notwist in San Francisco in June – when I was actually in the city. My phone died, I had no means of transportation and it was dark. I should have gone anyway.

I missed seeing Whiplash, The Tale of Princess Kaguya, Birdman, The Book of Life, Calvary, Force Majeure, Wild, The Imitation Game, Godzilla, Selma, and Inherent Vice, despite the fact that they all played nearby.

I missed going to Peasant in New York City and trying Frank’s Steak, based upon a recipe born in the middle ages after a battle where there were hundreds of dead horses on the ground. Never let a good horse go to waste…

I missed visiting the Guggenheim and the Met, my car broke down en route to a Padres home game that I subsequently missed, I also missed going on Drinkabout in North Park, swimming with the seals in La Jolla Cove, and going to a vertical tasting of every vintage of 3 Floyds Dark Lord.

Those are things I missed. Sometimes, dwelling on missed opportunities can obscure all of the caught opportunities and adventures the year had in store. This is my review of 2014, and I shall break it into some bite-sized, pop-culture-centric pieces for rapid consumption.

2014 ~ month by month

January – our good friend Cat and her daughter Kyla visit us in San Diego, CA for some fun in the sun, on the beach, eating sushi and unwinding. While driving around La Jolla, we get hungry and stop at the nearest Mexican place we could find – and thus, discover Oscar’s Mexican Seafood. THE BEST FISH TACOS EVER.

February – The Stone Brewing Co. “Calm Before the Storm” event allows me the chance to try nearly every single, retired Vertical Epic brew in their archive. Bree and I go to Urge Gastropub for a special Valentine’s Day dinner date and had some house-made truffles that were literally amazeballs. Tania and Bree make home made sushi after we did some shopping at an Asian supermarket down in San Diego.

March – I join the Bruery’s Preservation Society in order to get my hands on some fancy beers and expand my brew-consciousness. Anthony comes back to visit and ponder whether or not to move again to the great state of California and I take him to Churchill’s Renaissance to drink expensive beer. Tania, Bree, myself and John decide to hike to the top of Mount Woodson, home of the famous “Tater Chip Rock.” My second cousin Kaarin also comes to visit and we take her to Oscar’s for the BEST FISH TACOS EVER… and she agreed.

April – I travel to Richmond, VA for business.

May –

June – I travel to San Jose, CA for business. We move into a house – huge upgrade from being in an apartment. Bree is thrilled to spend our anniversary in a new location for once.

July – We attend my cousin Caleb’s wedding in Sylvania, OH, also we attend the San Diego Comic Con, also I return to Ohio (Columbus, this time) to be a groomsman in Sam Shepard’s wedding. I visit a lot of people in July. It is glorious and very expensive. Benji and Megumi put me up in their charming new home near the German Village in Columbus.

August –

September – I travel to New York City for business, arriving in the Big Apple on my birthday.

October –

November – I travel to Toronto, ON for business and then take a flight from the great, white north down to Tampa, FL for another cousin’s wedding. Bree comes from San Diego, separately.

December – For the holidays, Bree and I travel to East Texas to visit her family. We arrive on Christmas Eve and return to San Diego, which had just received a rare dusting of SNOW(!), on New Year’s Eve. Bree’s family all got sick while we visited, and so I finally succumb to it on the day we return. We ring in the new year huddled under blankets, drinking soup and ginger tea.

2014 ~ The Year In:

Photos

Food

Beer

Films

Music

2013 – The Year’s Best Eats – Restaurant Edition

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I never bothered to publish this – then again, I have not written anything for quite some time.

For what it’s worth, here are the lovely dining establishments I enjoyed visiting in 2013 ~

Consider this Joel’s substitute for Yelp.

Sea & Smoke in Del Mar, CA – Niman Ranch Burger, Warm Spinach Salad
Under The High Wheel, Edmonton, Alberta – House Burger
Rudy’s Taco Shop in Carlsbad, CA – California Burrito with Guacamole
The Crown and Anchor in Monterey, CA – Cheeseburger
Señor Pancho’s in San Marcos – California Burrito with Guacamole
Lallapalooza in Monterey, CA – Blue Cheese Steak Bites
First Food and Bar @ The Palazzo in Las Vegas – CLOSED – Mini Wedge Salads
Golden Road Brewery Pub in Los Angeles, CA – GRB Burger
Urge Gastropub in Rancho Bernardo, San Diego, CA – Garbage Burger
Sublime Ale House in San Marcos, CA – Jalapeño Popper, BYO Mac & Cheese
Tin Leaf Kitchen in Carlsbad, CA – Grilled Loch Duart Salmon
Pizza Port in Carlsbad, CA – BBQ Chicken Pizza
Marina Kitchen in San Diego, CA – Tuna Nicoise Salad
Hubcap in North Park, San Diego – CLOSED – Herbed Boursin Burger
The Linkery in North Park, San Diego – CLOSED – Beer Battered Cheese Curds, Fish Tacos
Tommy V’s Urban Kitchen & Bar in Carlsbad – Hanger Steak Salad
Slater’s 50/50 @ Liberty Station in San Diego, CA – Peanut Butter & Jealousy Burger
Slater’s 50/50 in Pasadena, CA – Nacho Supreme Burger
The Waffle in Hollywood, CA – Red Velvet Waffle
Peace Pies in Leucadia, Encinitas, CA – Bliss Burger (Vegan)

My list of the top ten spots I would love to visit in 2014:

  1. Verde y Crema in Tijuana, Baja México
  2. Bull Taco in Cardiff By The Sea, CA
  3. Carnitas Snack Shack in North Park, San Diego, CA
  4. Rocky’s Crown Pub in Pacific Beach, San Diego, CA
  5. Blind Lady Ale House in Normal Heights, San Diego, CA
  6. Ballast Point Tasting Room & Kitchen in Little Italy, San Diego, CA
  7. Young Hickory in North Park, San Diego, CA
  8. Urban Solace in San Diego, CA
  9. Romesco Mediterranean Bistro in Bonita, CA
  10. Caesar’s Restaurante Bar in Tijuana, Baja México