I got back from a family reunion just yesterday. It was a fun time and I got to see one of my second cousins that I hadn’t seen in about 5 years. Brett was his name. He changed slightly since the last time I saw him, dying his hair black, peircing his ears and generally looking like a gay person. However, he had not come out of the closet and was far more the old Brett that I slightly knew years ago. Now, he is in Art School in Conneticut. I guess that CT sucks, according to him, it is a dead boring little puke of a state. But hey, it is on the ocean, which is cool, except when Hurricanes come ashore from it. But that’s too far north to be a real problem. In other news, I have gone on a Johnny Depp movie binge, watching From Hell and The Man Who Cried on Saturday, and falling asleep last night to the Criterion Collection Edition of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, an excellent film by wonderful director Terry Gilliam. The insane amount of drugs that that sick man used and the fact that he is still alive still boggles my mind. Of course, I am talking about Hunter S. Thomspon, a journalist who skipped out on the Vietnam war in order to have a good time smoking doobies, getting high and reporting on nothing much in the most lyrically vibrant way that any journalist has ever covered anything. Here is one of the first lines from the movie:

“We had two bags of Grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cacaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…. also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls… but the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge…” – Thompson, 1971

Holy crap. I guess it kind of stinks that he was so into drugs that his true potential couldn’t be realized. However, he had a strong political voice, and even ran for Sherrif once in Aspen County, CA. He almost won, even though the entire campaign seemed to be a kind of inside joke he was making. His faithful attorney, Dr. Gonzo, was just a depraved and strange as he was. There are some neat things that Mr. Thompson says… though they lack all semblance of objectivity, but I guess the beauty in that is that anyone can use them for anything… kind of like the way documentary makers can take what their subject says and make it mean the opposite in their film. Huh.

“History is hard to know, because of all the hired bull****, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.” – Thompson, 1971

But I like more what C.S. Lewis says about our world.

“It is by human avarice or human stupidity, not by the churlishness of nature, that we have poverty and overwork.”

–The Problem of Pain

The Vietnam War may have been an atrocity, a mistake, a hell on earth that inspired thousands of books to be written and films to be made, crippled men for life, enbittered their souls towards God, and enraged a nation bent on a myth of free love and world peace. Just take a look at Apocalypse Now (which I saw the other day, the Redux actually), Platoon, and The Thin Red Line.

Joel is peacing out now.

Darn, now Dan and Jess are also using the same layout as I am for their blogs… well I suppose I shouldn’t gripe because it is a Blogger template and most likely used by millions of people already. I’m just dejected at losing yet another vestige of my uniqueness to the mass-identity of our society.

It’s all gonna be OK.

I just gotta have faith that this phantom video tape that holds the key to whether or not Baby Watchers gets finished can be found.

Yay, Andrew is back and I got to hang out with him and go to youth group and then go to Hunan Buffet and then go watch PhoneBooth at my house.

Now I am super pooped, I am hitting the sack.

Well I have officially spent the entire day sitting hunched up in front of a computer monitor, my neck is really stiff and sore and my back kills and my stomach is getting pudgy. I just drank some pop. I have done nothing of athletic virtue yet today besides giving swim lessons at 9:30am in unforgivably cold conditions. However, I have done a crap wagon full of work on the Baby Watchers website (sorry, it is not live yet), and I made a BW desktop, which is freaking cool. I also spent some time organizing my room, though it looks none better for it. I have been brushing up on my web-design skills, and also I learned some new stuff today, like how to make rollover graphics and other nice crap. Yep, I feel like a regular old comptuer whiz again. I didn’t watch any TV, nor any movies, didn’t play any games and generally made good use of all of my time today. I didn’t shower, I never changed out of my pajamas, I ate at irregular intervals, took a nap during dinner and had a dream about trespassing through the Historical Society Museum in the rain. All in all it has been a cool day, and I’m looking forward to another one like it tomorrow. The only problem is that I have to do something with the leftover garbage from our house, I don’t know what to do with it. I do regret sleeping through 519 though, that sucked. I’m getting really pooped out right now, but I still feel the urge to work more… well, I’m off to do that. G’night.

Hey soundman turn me up man let it surround them.

Except that I lack musical talents.

Well, in other news my van stopped to work. I was driving down the road and all of the sudden this noise like some kind of monkey was trapped under the hood of my car began thumping and whumping from the engine. Turns out that my main engine belt had shorn itself in half. Ah well, such is life. Today I am in a rut because I can’t go anywhere and do anything without exerting physical enegry i.e. riding a bike or walking. That bums me out. I went tubing just the other day with Tyler Cheadle, and that was great fun, we did it on the fabulous Maumee River, which is not only scenic, but also filled with polluted brown scum and floating logs. We hit some awesome waves and went into flying wipeouts half a dozen times before having burgers and going into Grand Rapids for ice cream. Then I went home and found out that my good buddy Mike called and so I called him back and caught up on his west coast adventures. It sounds like he is having more fun than TWO barrels of monkeys could contain. Last night I finally beat friggin Diablo II, only to find out that after vanquishing the demon lord that I could fight him again by playing through the game twice over on two higher difficulty levels. So I deleted it from my computer. I died more than 50 times facing Diablo, so, I wasn’t sad when I finally hewed the brute asunder with my special Great Axe. After downing a hundred elixers of health and having my Imp Suit armor repaired a dozen times, I finally yanked the danged soulstone from his dead carcass and smashed it on the Hellforge with the Hell Forge Hammer. Yep, all in a good day’s work.

Want to read a small selection from my upcoming script “Figment”? Well, here is a little bit:

MALCOM

Okay. See, you’re gonna have to pick up your partner tomorrow at 7:12 PM sharp, see. Because he can’t drive and he is kind of particular about the times that he goes in and out of his cell.

` HECTOR

Wait a minute. Cell? Who is this person,

some kind of ex-con who is going to offer

me his insights into this case?

MALCOM

Uh, yeah. He currently resides at the

Chipper Valley Institute for the Deranged.

HECTOR

So, my partner is a fruitcake. Great.

I’m shooting to have the script in fiinal draft by the end of this month, and then casting will commence. Filming should go rather quickly, but it’s the editing that has me scared. Currently, editing for Baby Watchers is creeping along at a snail’s pace, only thank God that we are able to use the University computers for our benefit. Ah well, God will decide whether or not Baby Watchers is a success… so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, pray with all of your spiritual might that Jeremy and I are able to meet the deadline and get this baby edited (no pun intended). Peace out.

Well Jeremy and I just got finished with our first editing session of Baby Watchers. It went well, but not so well. We succeeded in editing together over 9 minutes of footage within a 4 hour time span. It sucked. We suck. Everything on earth sucks. No, not really, but we had a good time burning a DVD which took 2 hours to burn and all that crap. Saw Heidi whilst driving, it was scary. Went to Panera, got check, saw Greg, went to bank, cashed check, went to BGSU, got burned DVD, went home, taught swim lessons, washed dogs, ate dinner, took sisters to see Pirates of the Caribbean, went to bed, got up at 5 am, went to Panera, died.

That is all folks.

Well today was pretty much nothing. Although Jeremy Dan and I managed to get a number of quality establishing shots for Baby Watchers after the rain ceased. Other than that, I taught some swim lessons (I have started to teach Matthew Shepard) this morning, watched About Schmidt, helped do some cleaning, and then went to Jeremy’s to work on the movie. We also ended up watching Saving Silverman… which was a movie that was quite funny in parts, and then downright stupid in others. I liked the fact that Neil Diamond was in it, but I hated the fact that he was an idiot in it. The movie was almost too neurotic and unstable to watch, despite the way it grinned at you with each stupid cliche or plot twist that didn’t make sense. And the end was retarded, but then again, Jeremy really likes to watch movies that he can make fun of while watching them. He gets so-so movies with that in mind all of the time. And it is a good idea, because it really empowers you as a viewer to be able to create stuff ten billion times better than what these half-craps are making in Hollywood. Yep.

Today I began to work on a new short film I have in mind called “The Mind of Michael Conrad”, though that is really not its name. Anyhow, I am writing it and I think it will turn out to be cool, it’s kind of an offbeat comedy with a mysterious twist to it. At this point I hope to get everything together for it and film and edit it in time to debut it with Baby Watchers later next month. That would be an amazing feat, but I’m planning to finish writing it within a few days. Well, that is all besides the fact that I just finished watching Braveheart for the very first time, and man, was it a sweet movie! Definitely a keeper if you ask me, and William Wallace is admirable, even if the way he dies isn’t exactly every man’s dream come true. Well, now that I’ve spoiled it for all of you who have never seen the flick, I think that I will retire for the evening. G’night.